Tea of The Week

CREME BRU-FUCKING-LEE, Trash Husband ordered some for me from T2 and I am just devouring it.

I had to go digging for these ones and I know i'm missing a couple. It's been awhile since I've drawn an artifact. I had plans to like, make little tiktoks for these and had a script written up and a preset made and everything. Stumbled right at the finishing line because I realised just how much work it was going to be. That was a couple years ago now. Since I still have the parts I might still do something with all of it now I have a little more wind in my sails.

Newest ones are firts, Oldest one is last

Adril Sashas - The Weaver of Rushing

Worth 15.7K

This is a goose bone left gauntlet with a value of 15.7K. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with cushion cut milk quartz cabochons and encircled with band of goose bone, round quartzite cabochons and baguette cut rose quartz, adorned with hanging rings of brown recluse spider silk and menaces with spikes of green glass. On the item is an image of Medton Ironsinges the dwarf and dwarves in mica. Medtob is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of Medtob to the position of baroness of the Door of Cats in the year 198. Also on the item is the image of a throne in long-fin mako shark leather.

Atêsher - The Radiant Fats

Worth 2.4K

This is a blue peafowl bone bin with a value of 2.4K. All craftsdwarftship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of blue peafowl bone.

Bëmbulâgoth - The Boredom of Empires

Worth 40.8K

This is a hazel wood chest worth 3.6K and created by ‘Lord Remi’ Èrithnin. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of wild boar leather and on the item is an image of round brilliant cut gems in hazel wood.

Edod Thalal - The Mechanical Competition

Worth 3.6K

This is an oaken cup worth 40.8K and was created by Ast Obokgatiz. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with octagon cut black zircons and marquise cut chrysocolla, decorated with wild boar leather and encircled with bands of oak, radiant cut chrysocolla and rectangular limestone cabochons. On the item is an image of willows in cherry wood and an image of Utes Sinfulanvils the goblin and Thomo Boardsaved the human in cherry wood. Thomo is striking down Utes. The artwork relates to the killing of the goblin Utes by Thomo in Rivertorment in The Knowing Murk in late autumn of 133 during Rislu Tedaz,“The Siege of Incinerating”. Also on the item is an image of the humans Dostngosp Nightmarepoints and Zilar Chanteddumplings in morion. Dostngosp is cringing while Zilar is striking a menacing pose. The artwork relates to the stabbing out of Dostngosp’s right cheek by Zilar in midsummer of 221 during Roniknashra, “The scalded Attack”. Lastly on the item is an image of labouring dwarves in wild boar leather. The artwork relates to the foundation of Towndrum by The Gally of Conjunctions of The letter of Auras in 42.

Tumanlerteth - Moral tangles

Worth 25.2K

This is a quartzite crown worth 25.2K. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with oval quartzite cabochons, encircled with bands of oval quartzite cabochons and blue peafowl leather and menaces with spikes of turkey leather, pipe opal and goose bone. On the item is an image of radiant cut gems in copper, a rubber tree in carnelian and an image of travelling dwarves in turkey leather. The artwork relates to the foundation of Postscratches by The Keeper of Cats of The Door of Cats in the early spring of 250.