Tea of The Week

CREME BRU-FUCKING-LEE, Trash Husband ordered some for me from T2 and I am just devouring it.

Dwarf Fortress

What, in the actual fuck, does one say about Dwarf Fortress?

I'm going to start with it is a special snowflake that gets a whole page just to itself because my god, it's amazing. To me, Dwarf Fortress isn't a colony sim, it's a story telling sim. The sheer amount of depth in the world building from the large scale to the small scale is mind blowing. I've tried other games but nothing will compare or can compare to this masterpiece. Without it, I wouldn't be in the position I am today with streaming eaither, So I'm forever greatful to Tarn, Zach, and everyone else who has had a part in creating this fucking masterpiece of a game. AND all the DFHack devs deserve the biggest of smooches as well.

I learnt about DF when a friend introduced me to Kruggsmash's videos on youtube. I don't remember if I was already playing rimworld at this point and thats why they told me about dwarf fortress because in a way, they are similar games. Anyway, I was hooked. I tried to play the game myself but just kept bouncing off it. Classic DF had a learning curve so steep it was practiacaly vertical at this point. It wasnt until I learnt about The Lazy Newb pack, installed a tileset and watched a combination of Nookarium and DasTastics tutorials that broke it down for me step by step that I was able to make my first fort!

I really didn't sink my teeth into the game untill I started streaming it. The community was and still is wonderfull, helping me learn the game and answering any questions I had till the point I'm at today. Still terrified of pumpstacks and minecarts, but 9/10 of my forts are sucsessful and really only die fps deaths these days unless I try to do something really fucking dumb.

Tutorials

Want to learn how to play? Here are some places to start that have helped me!

    Wiki - Play DF the same way you play Runescape. It is expected to have the wiki open at the same time you play. There is absolutly no shame in it.
    Forums - Is the game doing something stupid? A bug? Something the wiki isn't covering in depth? Check the forums! (Reddit is also helful with this.)
    BlindiRL - Are you like me and need a visual step by step? Blind's tutorials cover pretty much everything in a short, concise, no beat around the bush kinda way.
    Nookrium - Nook's tutorials is how I first got started with DF. They also have updated tutorials for the premium release!
    DasTastic - I haven't watched Das's tutorials for the premium release, but I know his videos about classic DF helped me a lot, So I thought I would include these as well.
    VonGalactic - Want to meme your way though a fortress? This is the way. (also Von, Sweetheart, if you're reading this, PUT YOUR DAMN TUTORIALS IN A PLAYLIST)

Other Media

Important Reading

DF Creators I enjoy

I tried to keep it to people that play DF as their flagship/makes up most of their content. Sorry if I've missed someone!